°007 - from Mandrake's PCD

[imakefootnotes]

[John Mandrake comes onto the feed looking, well, cool. His hair is done in a much more fashionable style, his clothes are loose and un-tucked and he has an air of knowing just how awesome he is. He is lounging in a room that seems different to the kind he is usually seen in - as Bartimaeus has currently quit Whipstaff. Oh yes, Bartimaeus is currently in residence in his former master's body and also in a very bad mood with said former master.]

I realise that I have been rather the stick-in-the-mud recently... well, always, but I would like to open myself up to you all. I have no way with women, no real social skills to speak of and my feet smell terrible.

No-one is perfect, you see and I am finally coming to understand that also applies to myself.

In short, I, John Mandrake, am a bit of a prat. I just thought you should all know that.

Comments

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[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

Right, because you know him so well.

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[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

Well enough to know that he'll be humiliated by your behavior, so please stop.

[Video]

[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

I could do a lot worse, he should be thankful.

[Video]

[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

One can't be thankful for being humiliated, whether or not you could 'do worse.'

[Video]

[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

Oh, he will. [a smirk that had most assuredly never appears on John's face before plays across it]

[Video]

[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

[Hermione's annoyance, Bart. Can you feel it.] Really, this entire event just lends itself to immaturity.

[Video]

[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

I prefer juvenility.

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[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

Don't argue semantics when you're going around smearing someone's good name!

[Video]

[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

You're full of pep, aren't you?

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[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

What is that supposed to mean?

[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

Nothing, you just remind me of someone a little.

[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

And who would that be?

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[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

Now, now, if I told you that - you'd be able to infer who I am. [he isn't even bothering to impersonate John any more]

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[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

Unlikely. I don't think I tend to associate with many people who would go out of their way to ruin someone's good name.

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[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

Such a good little girl.

[video]

[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

Your facetiousness is unwarranted and unwanted.

[video]

[imakefootnotes.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it.

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[bookish-lioness.livejournal.com]

[Have a roll of her eyes, Bart, before she huffily kills the feed.]